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i hate weddings. i have seriously toyed with the thought of throwing myself down a flight of stairs to get out of them. havent yet, but the day will surely come.

[insert painful preparation story here]

then i waited for chirp to pick me up. we were going together to a high school friend’s wedding. ya7lailha Eggy. i genuinely wish her the best, great girl. anyways, she shows up in the cutest fucking red dress i have seen. seriously she looked like that cartoon woman in Who framed roger rabbit.

but smaller and darker with dark hair and stuff. ok maybe that was an exaggeration. ilmohim…

granted i havent been to many weddings, i think i saw the worst dancer of all weird wedding dancers combined.

this middle aged woman in white danced “sharqi”. i put sharqi in quotes because that would be so blasphemous to the English literature.

I think chirpy said it best when she described this dangerously untalented woman in white as “rage9ha half robot and half seizure”. seriously, i have TRIED, but could not think of a better description. ill get u next time chirpss.

so anyways, i dont mean to be insensitive or anything but i am just the messenger telling u ppl what my other friend at the wedding said…”i dont think shes normal. feeha shay”.

looooooooool wtf!

even a friend that sat on the other side of the hall mentioned her when she texted me! -yes, i know im a loser. again, why do i have a blog?

elmohim, mali khilg i explain how she looked, just imagine 1/2 robot , 1/2 seizure.

two of my friends then coincidentally saw her in the bathroom, and they struck up a conversation. apparently, this lady in white is a dance instructor! WHAT STUDIO WOULD HIRE THAAAT!!??!! she is very confused. At BEST, (warning: insensitive image next) she looked like a recovering paralyzed victim of car accident TRYING to walk/skip. disturbing, but true.

moving on, we left the wedding and were so damn hungry i hadnt eaten anything that day so we go to subway.

home, then sleep.