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this is how i want to be found centuries after my death.

i have no doubt this is how nuki will be found centuries after their death.

so if ur giving out 3ayadi this year Ha-ha ur old :P

i got pinkeye so i went to the pharmacy and of course the condom platter was right in front of me as i explained the situation of my eye to the pharmacist. now i could be wrong, but isnt this the dumbest stupid name brand for a condom? yes? no? maybe?

elmohim, that same night i was supposed to have dinner with a few ppl, so as i was stuck in fucking 1st ring road for 40 minutes, i was behind this car the entire time. ‘So?’ you ask? yes i am aware that i am supposed to be stuck behind a car during traffic, same applies to the car behind me… but…

How many of u have been stuck behind a vehicle for what seems like for forever that happened to be THE FUCKER THAT HIT AND RUN U 4 YEARS AGO!!!!! IT WAS HIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! i looked at the car brand…then at the license plate and it seemed familiar so i checked my phonebook (i have that bastard no-balls’ license plate number saved under ‘accident’). and it was a match! kil. walla no words can describe the anger and frustration of that moment. he was so close and for so long! but what could i have done… beat down in 1st ring road?

then sometime during my absence from the blog i decided to go to cake&bake…hehehe i just love the name. well they had eid cakes…turn off. but overall, great service, great environment and their slogan is…well u judge what it is…

then i found this number on the wall of a construction site. construction site man? really? u want middle aged, sexually frustrated which leads to sexually explosive construction workers calling u for a piece of ur ass? really man… location is everything. location location location! - plz help kuwait by prank calling $HARK$.

i hate the choice of words. u know why? BECAUSE SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO JUSTIFY HER BEING RAPED so why the hell did they use ‘pardoned’. im anal about these things, journalism major (which btw is the most useless degree one can have. those thinking of the field, dont).

heres the article from yahoo!

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah has pardoned a female rape victim who had been sentenced to six months in prison and 200 lashes, a Saudi newspaper reported Monday.

Saudi Justice Minister Abdullah bin Muhammed al-Sheik told al-Jazirah newspaper that the pardon does not mean the king doubted the country’s judges, but instead acted in the “interests of the people.”

“The king always looks into alleviating the suffering of the citizens when he becomes sure that these verdicts will leave psychological effects on the convicted people, though he is convinced and sure that the verdicts were fair,” al-Jazirah quoted al-Sheik as saying.

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“The king always  looks into alleviating the suffering of the citizens when he becomes sure that these verdicts will leave psychological effects on the convicted people, though he is convinced and sure that the verdicts were fair”

oh really??? is that why he JUST INTERVENED? ya3ni bhal 2-3 months the woman did not suffer psychologically AND physically? and is that why, women as a whole, lack the simplest rights and opportunities? like umm i dunno.. DRIVING? its a CAR. its a THING… its not gender related/oriented.  also…is that why saudi royals freely terrorize ppl by monopolizing local businesses? and who can forget the 1876398300273 videos of that saaaaame damn long road in the desert where all the bored saudis go to yga7soon and eventually kill each other out there? u know u could avoid that by just allowing a few cinema theaters to open up…

yeeeeeeeah king…u really do care about the psychological welfare of your nationals… it is quite relevant [insert sarcastic 'tude here]

*if ur gonna bash me, its ok. these r my opinions.

for kuwait, and its unpredictable fucking schizophrenic weather, these plants ARE KICK ASS to be able to deal with mentally unstable weather. kil.

anyways, this really is random botany… for those wanting to find meaning in the next 3 minutes of their lives, plz leave close this blog… u wont find any meaning here. just cute plants. kooooot flantsf.

hatheela shway filim hindi bes 3ala ageisha style, no?

and now special special special treat for those if u that read on… Pountains!

why there is a live English soccer game on ShowComedy Extra at 6.30pm?

anyone else see it? anyone else wondering? i want answers! is the game supposed to be funny? shsayir!

these r a few of my favorite things…

old middle school pictures and oak wooden fixtures

Baskin Robbins ice cream, and all chocolate mixtures

the few weeks between cold winters and spring

these r a few of my favorite things

songs of my choice that make my friends smile and remember

how my birthday is in the first month of the ‘embers

Scrabble and travel and sunsets as Beyonce sings

these r a few of my favorite things

i found this in an old orange notebook of mine. kha6 ikhti. she doesnt remember when or why she wrote this.

*my sister did not just learn how to write. she is 21.

*my favorite is faja “A beaver”.

Whats yours?? Lol

emaciaty pointing at protein supplement

iss one huge bitch

she had hurt her foot and wanted to go to the dr yesterday. so she made me drive her here… ya3ni fe royal hayatt, ilmowasat, ilhadi, 13978489430 private practitioners…but she wanted to go to the dr at nadi ilsalmiya. yes yes emaci im sure he is just as good..

then we walked into kinkos where we were greeted by Filipino pageant music (one of the workers was watching what looked like a Filipino beauty contest on youtube).

while waiting, emaciaty set up these stamps to look like me and her.. believe it or not, this looks like a pretty realistic module of our sizes. our sizes only are/look exaggerated when we are next to each other… much like N. and his 180cm friend (dis pic for u N.)

we look cute as stamps.

i love stationary. i am obsessed with those random difater ili ashkara made in china/korea/some place where english goes to die. hahaha ! “What a curious feeling!” said Alice; “I must be shutting up like a telescope”.

“WE ARE ADVENTURERE” !!!!!!!

giftf dayf dalawa (that means two in tagalog) was entirely spontaneous and unexpected.  Jenna got me some stuff i have been wanting (about fucking time its been 4 months)

Transformer makeup? oooor mosque makeup? u decide.

Wolverine makeup claws? oooor Freddy Kruger makeup claws? u decide.

and because i have no class i got her the most useless, random thing i could find.

lol look at the look on its face..it knows its being used as a gag.. and it doesnt like it…doesnt like it at allll.

it looks like its having a good time in my car though.

Jenna pretending to like it. The zebra does not look amused.

i think i shud lay off emaciaty a little.

i made so much fun of her finger i got a nasty ass mother of all hell paper cuts minutes afterwards (can u guess which finger?).

i think i shud lay off mtc/zain a little.

i made so much of their commercials, logo, color schemes and their SERVICE (i dare anyone to challenge that for the past yr they have been pains in the asses when it comes to network coverage!) i got a nasty ass mother of all hell paper cuts months afterwards. yeah, theyre lagged. idiots. even emaciaty has got a stronger grip on revenge.

oh ur good emaciaty, very good.

ilbandaid zani6 kroosh sb3i. theyre not fat. they are bloated. for proof refer to blog title ‘water in places it shouldnt be’.

im a 24 yr old house wife with no husband and no kids. the only places i seem to be going are home related…

was getting our cooks chef outfits (its gay bes i had to), and uniforms were not the only things i saw…

i am aware that the place i went to caters to hotel/home appliances and accessories. i am not aware that it could be so shamefully fun.

leaning tower of jider? pot? huh?

i know some ppl that would need this 24/7.

i find this shoe shining machine very racist. and mita akhir mara shftow hal machine? its so gabel ilghazo.

so many of these shawarma seekhh things. the place looked like share3 ilmi6a3im threw up in there.

white cap, brown leather apron. the mannequin looks more like a cowboy golfer than a chef. yes that was a taste of the chef outfits they have there.

Emaciaty’s finger ringing bell. see that blob with teeth on the bell? that is most likely the reflection of her face.

Emaciaty pointing at the random wonderland; Mabrook liltajheezat ilmanziliya/fndqiya.

Emaciaty would also like to point out that Mabrook is in city centre.

i am on my balcony posting this up for my 9 readers out there, waiting for domestic disturbances, fireworks and/or a a fight to break out. my balcony should have its own show.

also, i just realized emaciaty’s finger is on my blog much too frequently for my taste. Stop fingering my blog Emaciaty.

i was so distracted by the sky today i spaced out and forgot i was going to the gym. i had to detour twice. im such an idiot. anyways, nice sky, yes? no? maybe?

my friend thinks very highly of me.

this post is dedicated to F with the person mentioned above. Nickname whore. For those who have read my stories, HAIR/Boocmarc/Emaciaty is one person. Nickname whorrrrrre.

had u been born a dog, this is how u would look like. For those who know her, doesnt this look exactly like her???? be honest im sure mara7 tiz3al. Ha-Ha!

Picture courtesy of Chikapapi & blue dress. dont know u, but thx for letting me exploit ur dog Lolo.

i love balconies. i would like to meet the person that doesnt enjoy balconies. then kill them

ilmohim, the past few weeks i have been spending a lot of nights outside on my balcony. even though i live adjacent to a ghetto neighborhood, the experience is very touristesque… thats not a real word, i made it up. but nice, no? what i mean by touristesque is that i feel i am far far away from where i really am…much like a tourist residing in a different world.

my balcony is quite entertaining… i would like to tell u the tales of some of the things i have witnessed and heard whilst on the balcony…balcony.

i heard a little boy get beat up by other little boys. i think it was a tribal thing. ahem.

i heard a bunch of girls and guys ( i guess relatives because i saw them leave a house together) leave a house. and i swear, i SWEAR i sensed a particular boy cousin and girl cousin had something for each other. seriously what i heard from the balcony, these two wanted to F each other. sexual tension was very clearly audible. its weird i know.

i heard squeaky noises, so i look and i saw a little boy riding his bicycle on the rims. no tires….on the rims ON THE RIMS. id expect this from like North Korea or Somalia or something but not in my neighborhood.

i think i witnessed an alcohol deal. i think.

i heard the song Umbrella by Rihanna at least twice from a [insert cool bimb ass yUkOn/cHaRGeR/iSKiLaDe/MoStInG GT] driving by, volume up, windows down. ghettolicious.

heard a baby crying on and off for around 20 minutes. i looked around i saw no baby and no sign of people. i might be a bit paranoid but i think someone just left their baby in some bushes or by the trash or something. i would feel so guilty if i ever read in the news about a baby’s body being found somewhere in my area. tara walla this shit happens sometimes…do u not watch ramadan kuwaiti soap operas?

heard car alarms go off. its beginning to sound like lebanon at night.

…i have only been using my balcony for two weeks. fucking ghetto.

and now for some random ass fun!

countries i have used balconies:

Kuwait

Bahrain

KSA (does chinko chabra balcony count?)

Lebanon

France

Egypt

Morocco

Thailand

Dubai

wow…my list makes me sound like a very naughty dirty kuwaiti ‘business man’. (”ee 7abeebti, 3indi mo2tamar ib Faranca o Landan o ba3dain inshalla inshoflina btha3a ib Massr wil Maghreb. i7timal inmor Thailand, shereeki yabi yshofla ma9ani3 hnak. Diri balich 3al 3yal. (stupid bitch ha-ha!). Ma3asalama feman allah”)

and now for some very primitive balcony blueprints. but the guy/lady has 2 balconies overseeing the ocean. good for them.