memory junk February 28, 2008
Posted by Mrm in Blasphemy, WTFing, out&about, random, sex.trackback
i just suddenly remembered all the weird ass shit ive heard over the past few weeks… get ready for some class A wtfing.
memory junk snippet ahead, get the damn popcorn.
i decided to go to the salon to have my hair blow dried and the only hairdresser on duty was a Thai woman. Funf!! so she starts washing my hair and i say the few Thai words i learned when i visited last year…she cheered…it was pleasant. i then sat on a chair and as she tended to my hair i asked her what her name was.
Her name was Moan. i thought i must have misunderstood her so i asked her to spell it out. “M-O-A-N”.
On another day i went to get my teeth cleaned. Being at the dentist is always the worst hour of my life. As i shivered my way to patient’s chair (by shiver i mean wobble. not fattff! just bloated.bloatff), a nice Filipina dental assistant prepared the area and prepped me up. They were the most intense 5 minutes of my stay there; albeit i had a cleaning AND a cavity. We had a conversation in Tagalog which is always fun…its like my Wasta with Filipinos, they tend to take better care of me when i speak to them in their language. Anyway, the first minute or so was just chit chat then i made the sincere mistake asking her if she was married. She immediately told me she had a daughter back home and her husband is a nurse in KSA and that shes so miserable. Im sorry, really…what the hell do u want me to say to that i dont know u!! so i let out an understanding sigh, then she further confessed to me that her husband had not passed his nurse’s degree and that the only place anyone would hire one without a nurse’s degree is in KSA. and she told me to shhhh bout it…what the hell? awkward+wtf+embrace privacy+ksa tsk tsk tsk+pain.
went to the hosp to get high off the IV drips so as i sat on the bed a Filipina nurse came and made small talk in in broken english and tagalog.
“hi”
“hellooo madam whats wrong why u need dis drip”
“i dunno exactly why but here the doctor’s slip”
“aaaaaiii…ur blad pressure is low dats why. whats ur name”
“mirim”
“u hab boyprend?”
“hahaha no i dont, everyone’s crazy and ugly hahaha”
“hahahaha ok ok do u want boyprend? i have so many men and dey will be lucky to hab u ur so byootipol”
“haaa…haaa… noo noo everyone’s a pig”
“really ur still young u must take adbantage of your age. i have kuwaiti, lebanese, egyptian also is very nice…”
“heh…uhhhh…no no really thank u i dont want”
“no really its ok no bady will know u u can come to party and see dem ok darling”
the bitch tried to pimp me out. i dont need to write what i think, im sure u have come to the same conclusions about how inappropriate, random, wtfuckery and scary that was.
that concludes the pointless memory junk i have for this evening. twas cool tho.
shal weird ass awadim !!
may i ask what the pic has to do with ur memory junk? i know, random.. but relation? yes ? no? maybe?
FIlipino’s just come up with the most weirdest conversations! I have a small black spot in my eye, usually people cant even notice it but once a Filipino sales lady noticed it and asked me if I had a Sixth Sense cause thats what it indicates
eshda3wa- u have no idea how pointless and random my life is…i meet the weirdest pplff.
Imbecile- its a pic of the most random popcorn ad i could find to compliment my “memory junk snippet ahead, get the damn popcorn.” fucking illiterate bag of bones.
zainoba- that culture is very superstitious…they cannot sleep in a room where their feet point to the door, their feet have to be adjacent to a wall. why? sita claims it is the about some evil spirits and orifices, didnt care for an elaboration so thats what i understood. but……do u have a sixth sense?
Umbaih LOL yal zifta why didn’t i know this?? and why are u in the hopspital oo ma gilteeli?!?! ams kalamtich!!!! angryffff
Mashed Potato popcorn??? did they make that for me????
GUess whos coming on monday …. nwaaaaira!
LOOL You got PIMPED
Aww.. she called you beautiful. =O
Yawch! Guess you dont need to worry about your blood-pressure going down anymore, all you have to do is remember those assfaces and it’ll be up in no time!
chirp-it was weeks ago mako shay. sorryff :( thwearff. hehehe yes i thought of u when i found this pic hehehehe
suspic- yeah i knowff =O
kaileena- hahahahaaha !!
What a total HOOT! She is finding you a boyprend???
Everyone’s life is full of random . . . you have a gift for recognizing it and documenting it, in all it’s glory. You have a gift, Mrm.
Pilipinos in Kuwait (not all of them btw) that I’ve met always ask the same age-old question ‘you hab boyprend?’
which is why my parents decided no more Pilipino nannies!
Looooool! Yes, Filipinos DO ask the boyfriend/girlfriend question a bit too often! I thought that was restricted solely to the KSA; guess not!
Hahahah!