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happy new fear December 31, 2007

Posted by Mrm in Uncategorized.

who else fears 2008?

have a happy one.


celebrate with mrm circa 1984ish


NICE graffiti December 30, 2007

Posted by Mrm in Uncategorized.

inspired by N’s entry… this is NICE graffiti… none of that ghetto wanabe idiots in salmiya.

i love u but im sorry. this is where i put my foot down.






voices of the simpsons December 30, 2007

Posted by Mrm in simpsons.

its cramped, i know. save the picture and look at the voices behind the century’s phenomenon theeeeeeee Simmmpsonsf.

like really, i love them all. Nelson the bully, Suicidal Moe, the retard Ralph whose randomness makes me want to cry, Hindu Apu, Skinner’s abusive mother, that fat swedish exchange student, Sexily stupid and edgy Snake, the intro when bart is writing something extremely liberal or blasphemous, the homeless cat lady that chucks cats at everybody wtf, Junkie Bus Driver, Lenny being popular for absolutely no reason, Burns’ maliciousness…and last but not least, the drunken glue that makes everything blow ur mind… Homer. lovfeff.


cat walk December 30, 2007

Posted by Mrm in out&about, Uncategorized.

so yeah i was briskly walking (my attempt at exercise) then this 20 something guy zipped past me. i immediately noticed his sad, sad fashion sense. so i was trying so hard to keep up with him, because cmon, anyone willing to go out like that is just asking for it, and managed to take this shot.

i was speedwalking behind him, trying to tame my breathing cuz i sounded like i was going to die. im such a loser.

cat walk at a mamsha, location not disclosed because i do not want any stalkers. im sort of a big thing here [this is just here to inform those of you that do not know what sarcasm means like Chirp. i am being sarcastic].


baaf daaadddy ooobb oooob i likee tha daaddy oob oooobbbb i make walky walky

love/hate December 29, 2007

Posted by Mrm in emaciaty, lolpets.

is the kind of friendship i have with HBE; HAIR/boocmarc/Emaciaty.

really, i only hate her so much because i love her. its sick, very complicated and atrociously amusing.

She is like a good earring. comfortable on the ears and expensive in value.

This is what happens to me when we have witty offensive exchanges and hate sessions. I dedicate this lolcat to her…


Yay or nay December 28, 2007

Posted by Mrm in emaciaty, Uncategorized.

this question is directed to my frequent readers that know of HAIR/boocmarc/Emaciaty.

As you can see, there has been no mention of her lately at all on my blog.

However, i have just discovered that the posts that are about her have a large portion of views/comments.

Statistically, a lot of you are ashamed to admit that you miss her; my ridiculing her sheer existence.

So, now you have a say.


on having more Emaciatin’ Hatin’ on the blog?
PS- check the file name. i SWEAR i found it that way online walla 3asani matwafag!

Ice hotel in Sweden December 28, 2007

Posted by Mrm in architecture & Travel.

a vacation must! Who’s in?

yujted iides

iktgs oedsw

swjo bvczu

ogsri jhfrdsd

kkkb sxcvui

vhoppf zxoo

vxszooi cxdsu

hhg bcxzio0p


Last phone bill of 2007 December 28, 2007

Posted by Mrm in Money.

officially my lowest phone bill in the past 5 years is KD37.

What’s yours?

if ur an mtc/mo zain user SMS the letter ‘B’ to 90009. u should receive ur bill shortly.

How much is ur bill for the last month of 2007? share!

ever notice? no? idiot. December 28, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb.

the minute i saw the face behind ‘Try to make me go to rehab’, i instantly made this connection. it really is uncanny. also, both are annoying in their own sense. i was looking for photos for the physical comparison, but someone had already beat me to the punch! salute to whomever noticed the similarities!





Crane stalker December 26, 2007

Posted by Mrm in balcony, confusion, random, WTFing.

i wanted to see how dark it was outside so i step out onto the balcony and was greeted by a very loud, very close crane. why me?and why a crane?



a couple of months ago, a crane broke down behind my car and i couldnt really get out of my parking spot. a little man power and some backing up assistance later, i was free.


Mrm’s TV picks for 2007 December 26, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb, TV.

few days left of 2007 THANK GOD. asshole of a year dont u think? anyways… if ur thinking of downloading/purchasing shows and series, i would like to recommend the following. Also, i obviously approve of each of the shows but i have provided a 1-5 diamond rating system; wanted a spade rating system but i cant get everything i want <:(


Brilliantly scripted, incredibly unique yet unbelievable characters and a story line to blow your mind. it keeps you thinking “what else can possibly go wrong??!!”. It revolves around a suburban widow that chooses to sell cannabis in order to support her family in a pretentious neighborhood. She has two children that are just too weird to explain…one’s horny idiot and the other is a disturbed genius. Her ‘business partners’ that provide her with the weed are just funny. wa7ed feehom shighel ‘Im a black man but id love to get with this white woman’ o the other one shighel Big Momma. O their customers GOOD GOD their customers are just hilarious. Basically, if you are looking for something fresh, that has never been done before and enjoy blunt humor, start downloading. For best results, smoke along. Three seasons of Weeds are available for download.

Mrm approves.

Mrm rating:




This show kinda makes you think murder is OKAY if you do it to someone who deserves it. i know many.kil. I can only say so much as not to spoil the show for you, so i will just say that Dexter is a criminal investigator that murders people that kill. Basically, a murderer that only murders murderers. filim sa7? The show is very insightful, and sheds a whole new light on boundaries of right and wrong. The combination of thrilling investigative story lines and psycho-analytical narration really is a plus. The introduction is kickass as well. for best results, play with a swiss army knife as u watch, and stab ur coffee table during the plot if ur allowed to. Two seasons are available for download.

Mrm approves, but is aware that there are better shows out there….some where.

Mrm rating:



Help Me Help You

A show about a therapist, Ted Danson, that thinks he is all together and is a good therapist when in reality he is in need of therapy himself. His patients, on the right, are seriously all screwed up. One is in constant need of approval and is always up some one’s ass to impress them. Another (guess which!) is in denial that he is gay…the asian looking one is the BEST! she is so incredibly weird. you know the kind of crazy that is ‘Ha-Ha!’ instead of ‘Ohhh…7aram’? hathi the queen of Ha-Has! i sometimes feel that the world needs more ppl like her, u know, for comical relief. for best results watch with friends that need therapy…u know so u could look over at them smugly and judge judge judge them! Just one season is available, i dont think it made the cut for season two. But i like.

Mrm approves, but wishes this soup had more noodles.

Mrm rating: ♦¾



Ugly Betty
ug bty

There are no words.

Mrm approves, and will procreate with the show if possible.

Mrm rating:


may 2008 bring more shows, and i hope Ugly Betty is even Betty-er next season!


wishing u a blasphemous xmas December 24, 2007

Posted by Mrm in Blasphemy, Uncategorized.



jenna eated my santos clauseff chocolate manf. kil.

ho ho ho !


inti9ar is a cop IS A COP December 23, 2007

Posted by Mrm in inti9ar, kuwait, random, WTFing.

hahahahahahaha these are from my phone, i snapped a few shots from funoon tv

like a COP speeding and ga7i9ing and running after criminals, sirens on the whole thing this is too funny ma asadig



the show is shot in kuwait, so why was she driving an AMERICAN copcar?! lol this is TOO RANDOM!!!


throwing a suspect onto the side of her police car haha



and now for some accidental, but cool shots of inti9ar driving around in her american cop car



waaaay back…back in 1998 December 23, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb, confusion, memories, random, WTFing.

i was 15… how old were u?

anyways, since we were trapped in the chalet for a couple of days i had the wonderful privilege to thumb through a magazine i found. dated march 11, 1998.

anyone know if this magazine still in print?


diab fans, arent u ashamed of urselves?


where ugly betty got her inspiration

Translation for my expat readers whom i have just discovered: The man who married a cat, deeply investigated.


the ammanaih chick! anyone remember her?? that song was stuck in my head for a while after seeing this. it is not amusing.


hahaha! fareeq and alfilfil!!!! wahahahahahahahaa!!!


did anyone else feel a little disgusted after going back to 1998 in the eyes of Kol Alnass magazine?

heeebie jeeeeeeebies

to take that off ur minds, this is something Phay/Fajita did for me…


i see voodoo foot prints! love u onga

bbq setup in under 10 mins December 23, 2007

Posted by Mrm in chalet, food.

so a night before we were greeted with bone chilling rain and relentless, face peeling, eye drying wind we had a bbq for the first time at the chalet.

yebna akil o bser3a raga3na setup bara..its very college-student broke kinda thing…but it did the trick





and then we were trapped inside for 2 days. claustrophobia style especially since we removed our old curtains and while waiting for the new ones newspapers were taped on all the windows and im sick of reading 4 month old news and i hate how there is no sunshine to illuminate the chalet since stupid ass newspapers are up because Jamal the monajid still hasnt finished the new curtains. breathe. convinced that its claustrophobic yet? thanks Siberian winds…