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iz get socialf March 31, 2008

Posted by Mrm in architecture & Travel, balcony, confusion, emaciaty, food, out&about, random, WTFing.

ive been social today. many may think that my day was not social at all. social= when i have to encounter more than ten ppl in one day. i dont mean ten friends/coworkers/relatives where you have to carry out conversations with and put in some effort, i mean ten ppl that could be: a sister, a maid, the woman who says excuse me, the salam 3alaikoms, a cashier and so on. i count those as interactions/encounters.

im concerned…these minor social obligations shouldnt be this painful and tedious. i miss my balcony…in the words of emaciaty, “you like to sit up there cuz you are being as least social as possible yet close enough to do some people watching”. which is true, i know all the neighbors shit and actually have picked up some names of the people walking by; they are now characters. Soha and [insert random name because i havent discovered her name yet] like to walk around the block a few times before bed, and almost everytime they mention a ‘Badriya’ ili thab7at’ha qahar…i think there was a stand off involved and they verbally bitch slapped each other at a gathering or wedding or something. then there is 3alawee…im guessing he just recently had sex cuz one night at his diwaniya i heard a bunch of guys moaning ‘3alaweeeee’ very girlishly then hysterically laughing and howling. wtf? ive also grown accustomed to the two domestic workers that meet up at the corner every night and smoke. i dont understand a word they say but they always, ALWAYS talk to each other very aggressively; like they were threatening one another. then, they abruptly start laughing. ALWAYS.

anyways, very creepy office and disgusting graphic images of the ear canal ahead. that is my warning.

its been a while since the splinter of a whore emaciaty and i met up. she is bakf, hopefully permanently. i called her during the evening and asked if she wanted to get an ear cleaning with me. she agreed. does anyone else have get weird invitations like that? plz share.

waiting room: portrait of a sheesha…wtf?


and btw its not cool to take public pics in kuwait…not cool as in get beat up. this portrait was next to some 3abaya lump and her husband, i tried as best as i could not to get her in the picture which i have done, but she was leaning away and complaining to her husband and he and his four chins were twitching…wow…

emaci n i walked into the doctor’s office, and bless him hes a great doctor, but really it was very disorienting and confusing.

the creepy office…


[insert disney’s fantasia animation score]


and…he works in the dark. the images are not dark by fault, it really was dark. and he mumbles…emaciaty n i did not understand him most of the time he spoke. creepyf…emaciaty had a bite-size freak out when she was on the chair…i dont blame her…it felt like a confusing nightmare or what someone could experience when on shrooms.

now the graphicf partf…i got some serious advice today about cotton buds/q-tips. do not use them, they scrape away at the skin of ur ear canal and cause swelling and sometimes scarring and abrasions. the doctor’s advice was: after a shower, put a towel on ur ear and tilt ur head at a 90 degrees angle for a minute. he claims that water softens the wax out and drips out of the ear and onto the towel. i question this claim, but im going to have to do it because my ear canal has been crucified.

this is emaciaty’s ear


this is my tortured ear


actual skin scrapes can be seen. well, i must add that i love cleaning my ears with cotton buds…so this is an image of cotton bud abuse…but be carefulf.

i got a shot on my “prom da back” according to the nurse. Kamusta! i didnt start up a conversation with her this time. wasnt compelled to ask for it this time. we went to the pharmacy and got our meds like a couple of old farts and emaciaty noticed this supplement… “whats the point?” she said. hahahaha


which reminded me of a product i saw a while ago in another pharmacy


just how deterring are those labels?

it just was a very confusing hour.

then i met up with few feofle and had some coffee. i ordered a salad, but chirpy stole MY FORK and ate with her own fork and mine. she hogged the salad. chirp proudly points at exhibit A and B, emaciaty style.


we then toast our fingers for a lovely and very quirky evening. emaciaty’s so emaciated shes evaporating…


N., chirp, evaporaty…thankoo for nice time.

those were the confusing, socialf yet very fortunate events of my evening. twas cool tho.


1. suspic - March 31, 2008

You will hear me say this once in your lifetime, EWWWWWWW.

Okay, who’s the one holding garlic herbs bag? That’s one disgusting hand even to man standards.

Elmohim, next time steal Chirp’s fork and put it in your ear without her knowing since you have an ear fetish of some sort.

I like the balcony idea, you remind me of the old guy I used to see everyday. One day he stopped sitting up there, I assumed he died. I laughed at my evil humor.

2. N. - March 31, 2008

lol! wth!? What’s with the dangling tortured stuffed toys!

3. zainoba - March 31, 2008

Gosh I never had the slightest idea that Cotton Bud can do that to your ear, I love cleaning my ears I do it everyday after my evening shower. Is your ear affected coz of cotton bud?

The clinic looks more like a pedetricians clinis then an ENT!

4. Nwair - April 1, 2008

ayshay 7elfay ur ear chithey ?!?! okkkk u officially scared me , im gona go asap :s

5. Boocmarc/emaciaty - April 1, 2008

suspic.. i’d just like to point out my hands aren’t photogenic but they’re quite lovely hahahaha … screw u lol

mirim … enjoyed …

grade: B

6. intlxpatr - April 1, 2008

Where to start? First, I want to know the brand and color Chirp is using for her fingernails, I want.

I had NO idea about the Q-tips. Very graphic, very effective warning. Do I believe the wax will just drip out – naaahhhhhhhh! Can’t we be gentle with our ears, still use Q-tips and have ears like Emaciaty?

7. Mrm - April 2, 2008

suspic- hahahaha i knew u had an inner fag! and yeah man that man on the balcony story isnt funny its creepyf… and the slega answered ur Q about the hand. yeah theyre ugly yet she insists on pointing at everhing

n- madri the dood was WEIRD! ykhari3 hes like a character u meet in a fucked up dream

zainoba- yes the cotton buds did this to me i would clean my ears aggressively/orgasmically at least once a day x 10 years. :(

nwair- gltlich yal samkha

emaciaty- lat7awleen tara ma fe shay feech yitaraga3

intxl- i guess u could if ur careful. im an addict so its never enough :/

8. Boocmarc/emaciaty - April 2, 2008


9. Chirp - April 2, 2008

Intlxpatr – my nail polish is Essi “Forget me not” … you could either uy it from N-bar (if they have it) or they have it at Jothen in Shuwaikh (where Midas and Eureka are)

Mmmmmm my iced teaaaaaaa! YUMMAY!

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