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the pressure March 10, 2008

Posted by Mrm in botany, celeb, out&about, random.

im being pressured to blog. dont u guys get tired of the randmoness? go read a meaningful blog! hahahaff. fff

anyways…i really dont know how to use the tools of my internet page thingie to their fullest capacity. i still cant figure out how my header turned out that way… ppl are like ooooohhh ur like the mysterious cool mona lisa type of thing haaa…fuck off it just happened and im not sure how to go about changing it. i need some help. i cant even get it to say the time of my posts/your comments. also, when i get cool and learn how to do all that stuffeff i wanna add a mini side bar animation of something totally gay or fucked up, just like suspic has. its sad that i have formed virtual ma3arif…i dont even make ma3arif in real life (for intlxp- ma3arif= acquaintances). See… i mentioned them both and really, their like HUGE in the underground blog world; well, in my blog world anyway.

thumps up to both of u!

moving on…some weird products(?) iv come acrossf in the span of a couple of weeks…not much, but funff.

had to urgently send some chick i dont know flowers because she gave birth BECAUSE I HAVE TO OR WHAT WILL PPL SAY ???!?//1?!??/1?!?!! so went to the closest flower shop i could find in jabriya called Russia. Vom, and then it. pure vomit.

Gag…really it says it all! the flowers were crunchy!!! like chips!!! and on top of that they wrap them in plastic that reads ‘GAG’!! total blasph in the botany world.


if you thought that was all, then sadly u do not know mirim. as if that wasnt totally vomitesque enough, they thought it would be decorative to have fishbowls with dead fish floating around whimsically. GAGFFF!


Found some gems in sul6an…randoms in the rough, if you will.

its comically fucked up that someone had bottle, nipple, vegetable and liquid cleaner all put the same label…i was amused.


alright, kho wants their own real baby khabibi dolllllllly! endorsed by the above Borat. theyre kinda creepfyy…both looking down like their looking at something…


sul6an, ur slipping…be careful.  i shouldnt be finding this shit inside u sul6an…inside u…be careful.

and those were the groupy, random unfortunate events of the past few weeks. twas cool tho.

why? January 22, 2008

Posted by Mrm in celeb, confusion, TV.

even though arabic music induces an unfamiliar headache that only goes away when the it is turned off, id like to think that some selective singers have a slight chance at being a global celebrity…so why are they still so fucking old school with the album covers? singers in the arab region have to have their faces on album covers! its like an image-obsessed cult! why? i wouldnt have been inquisitive if their were some some albums with the singer’s face on it, but cmon! everyone does it! no originality…no art…no expression (which is what music is all about)…just a cheesy/i-love-sex-and-ill-do-it-with-u-even face on the album covers…



what the hell…overdose of makeover Efag Pornfreak


an eclipse with his face next to it…la o silk shirt ba3ad. i mean really why? are arabs THAT nauseatingly cheesy conformists? are arabs THAT moronically uncreative? please…we need change. sorry for placing my soapbox here. moving on…hes shit on this cover but i have got to say he aged very sexily.



is she completely deprived of sight? does she not realize she looks like a corpse here? why put that on the album cover!


why…why…fucking why is she dressed like a tv news anchor on some shit news station, something equivalent to KTV2 in some hick town where there are more waitresses than cars?


ever notice? no? idiot. December 28, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb.

the minute i saw the face behind ‘Try to make me go to rehab’, i instantly made this connection. it really is uncanny. also, both are annoying in their own sense. i was looking for photos for the physical comparison, but someone had already beat me to the punch! salute to whomever noticed the similarities!





Mrm’s TV picks for 2007 December 26, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb, TV.

few days left of 2007 THANK GOD. asshole of a year dont u think? anyways… if ur thinking of downloading/purchasing shows and series, i would like to recommend the following. Also, i obviously approve of each of the shows but i have provided a 1-5 diamond rating system; wanted a spade rating system but i cant get everything i want <:(


Brilliantly scripted, incredibly unique yet unbelievable characters and a story line to blow your mind. it keeps you thinking “what else can possibly go wrong??!!”. It revolves around a suburban widow that chooses to sell cannabis in order to support her family in a pretentious neighborhood. She has two children that are just too weird to explain…one’s horny idiot and the other is a disturbed genius. Her ‘business partners’ that provide her with the weed are just funny. wa7ed feehom shighel ‘Im a black man but id love to get with this white woman’ o the other one shighel Big Momma. O their customers GOOD GOD their customers are just hilarious. Basically, if you are looking for something fresh, that has never been done before and enjoy blunt humor, start downloading. For best results, smoke along. Three seasons of Weeds are available for download.

Mrm approves.

Mrm rating:




This show kinda makes you think murder is OKAY if you do it to someone who deserves it. i know many.kil. I can only say so much as not to spoil the show for you, so i will just say that Dexter is a criminal investigator that murders people that kill. Basically, a murderer that only murders murderers. filim sa7? The show is very insightful, and sheds a whole new light on boundaries of right and wrong. The combination of thrilling investigative story lines and psycho-analytical narration really is a plus. The introduction is kickass as well. for best results, play with a swiss army knife as u watch, and stab ur coffee table during the plot if ur allowed to. Two seasons are available for download.

Mrm approves, but is aware that there are better shows out there….some where.

Mrm rating:



Help Me Help You

A show about a therapist, Ted Danson, that thinks he is all together and is a good therapist when in reality he is in need of therapy himself. His patients, on the right, are seriously all screwed up. One is in constant need of approval and is always up some one’s ass to impress them. Another (guess which!) is in denial that he is gay…the asian looking one is the BEST! she is so incredibly weird. you know the kind of crazy that is ‘Ha-Ha!’ instead of ‘Ohhh…7aram’? hathi the queen of Ha-Has! i sometimes feel that the world needs more ppl like her, u know, for comical relief. for best results watch with friends that need therapy…u know so u could look over at them smugly and judge judge judge them! Just one season is available, i dont think it made the cut for season two. But i like.

Mrm approves, but wishes this soup had more noodles.

Mrm rating: ♦¾



Ugly Betty
ug bty

There are no words.

Mrm approves, and will procreate with the show if possible.

Mrm rating:


may 2008 bring more shows, and i hope Ugly Betty is even Betty-er next season!


waaaay back…back in 1998 December 23, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb, confusion, memories, random, WTFing.

i was 15… how old were u?

anyways, since we were trapped in the chalet for a couple of days i had the wonderful privilege to thumb through a magazine i found. dated march 11, 1998.

anyone know if this magazine still in print?


diab fans, arent u ashamed of urselves?


where ugly betty got her inspiration

Translation for my expat readers whom i have just discovered: The man who married a cat, deeply investigated.


the ammanaih chick! anyone remember her?? that song was stuck in my head for a while after seeing this. it is not amusing.


hahaha! fareeq and alfilfil!!!! wahahahahahahahaa!!!


did anyone else feel a little disgusted after going back to 1998 in the eyes of Kol Alnass magazine?

heeebie jeeeeeeebies

to take that off ur minds, this is something Phay/Fajita did for me…


i see voodoo foot prints! love u onga