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moment of truth February 16, 2008

Posted by Mrm in TV.
8 comments

momentoftrth

i love reality shows, but none of that ‘ real world’, ‘big brother’, ‘arab whores/losers academy’ crap.

my spectrum of reality show interests varies…i love survivor, and i shall give you three reasons why. One: Sexy ppl…u do get the occasional fat/loud/hick/annoying/disgusting/scrawny contestant, but i have never seen a more rugged man than on that show. hunger. Two: Beautiful locations. malat 3alaina. Three: The way the game is designed to fuck with a group of ppl in every which way, and they are expected to cooperate and form a working sub society…failure comes with the price. their failures amuse me.

so now my favorite network FOX (solely because the network carries The Simpsons) has come up with a new reality show called Moment of Truth. Basically, they attach a lie detector test to the contestant and grill them with personal/inappropriate questions. If the contestant answers honestly and passes the lie detector test, they get money n shit.

Some questions i would ask:

– Have you ever smuggled anything illegal into a country? (i know at least 3 ppl that would have to say ‘yes’ to pass the test lol)

– Do you wish death onto one of your friends? (in the Argentinian version of the show, a woman had to admit to thinking about hiring a hitman at one point in her life to kil husbandf.)

– Have you ever ruined a life by telling a lie?

– Would u resort to prostitution if it meant having all the luxuries u want?

– does your spouse/girlefrind/boyefrend repulse you while dining?

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why? January 22, 2008

Posted by Mrm in celeb, confusion, TV.
8 comments

even though arabic music induces an unfamiliar headache that only goes away when the it is turned off, id like to think that some selective singers have a slight chance at being a global celebrity…so why are they still so fucking old school with the album covers? singers in the arab region have to have their faces on album covers! its like an image-obsessed cult! why? i wouldnt have been inquisitive if their were some some albums with the singer’s face on it, but cmon! everyone does it! no originality…no art…no expression (which is what music is all about)…just a cheesy/i-love-sex-and-ill-do-it-with-u-even face on the album covers…

khashoom

mjed

what the hell…overdose of makeover Efag Pornfreak

ihbb

an eclipse with his face next to it…la o silk shirt ba3ad. i mean really why? are arabs THAT nauseatingly cheesy conformists? are arabs THAT moronically uncreative? please…we need change. sorry for placing my soapbox here. moving on…hes shit on this cover but i have got to say he aged very sexily.

kthmshr

kthmshrhott

is she completely deprived of sight? does she not realize she looks like a corpse here? why put that on the album cover!

faiurz

why…why…fucking why is she dressed like a tv news anchor on some shit news station, something equivalent to KTV2 in some hick town where there are more waitresses than cars?

marrammm

Mrm’s TV picks for 2007 December 26, 2007

Posted by Mrm in celeb, TV.
11 comments

few days left of 2007 THANK GOD. asshole of a year dont u think? anyways… if ur thinking of downloading/purchasing shows and series, i would like to recommend the following. Also, i obviously approve of each of the shows but i have provided a 1-5 diamond rating system; wanted a spade rating system but i cant get everything i want <:(

WEEDS
weeddss

Brilliantly scripted, incredibly unique yet unbelievable characters and a story line to blow your mind. it keeps you thinking “what else can possibly go wrong??!!”. It revolves around a suburban widow that chooses to sell cannabis in order to support her family in a pretentious neighborhood. She has two children that are just too weird to explain…one’s horny idiot and the other is a disturbed genius. Her ‘business partners’ that provide her with the weed are just funny. wa7ed feehom shighel ‘Im a black man but id love to get with this white woman’ o the other one shighel Big Momma. O their customers GOOD GOD their customers are just hilarious. Basically, if you are looking for something fresh, that has never been done before and enjoy blunt humor, start downloading. For best results, smoke along. Three seasons of Weeds are available for download.

Mrm approves.

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DEXTER
dextr

This show kinda makes you think murder is OKAY if you do it to someone who deserves it. i know many.kil. I can only say so much as not to spoil the show for you, so i will just say that Dexter is a criminal investigator that murders people that kill. Basically, a murderer that only murders murderers. filim sa7? The show is very insightful, and sheds a whole new light on boundaries of right and wrong. The combination of thrilling investigative story lines and psycho-analytical narration really is a plus. The introduction is kickass as well. for best results, play with a swiss army knife as u watch, and stab ur coffee table during the plot if ur allowed to. Two seasons are available for download.

Mrm approves, but is aware that there are better shows out there….some where.

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Help Me Help You
hmhu

A show about a therapist, Ted Danson, that thinks he is all together and is a good therapist when in reality he is in need of therapy himself. His patients, on the right, are seriously all screwed up. One is in constant need of approval and is always up some one’s ass to impress them. Another (guess which!) is in denial that he is gay…the asian looking one is the BEST! she is so incredibly weird. you know the kind of crazy that is ‘Ha-Ha!’ instead of ‘Ohhh…7aram’? hathi the queen of Ha-Has! i sometimes feel that the world needs more ppl like her, u know, for comical relief. for best results watch with friends that need therapy…u know so u could look over at them smugly and judge judge judge them! Just one season is available, i dont think it made the cut for season two. But i like.

Mrm approves, but wishes this soup had more noodles.

Mrm rating: ♦¾

 

 

Ugly Betty
ug bty

There are no words.

Mrm approves, and will procreate with the show if possible.

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may 2008 bring more shows, and i hope Ugly Betty is even Betty-er next season!

enyioyy

will some one plz explain December 15, 2007

Posted by Mrm in confusion, kuwait, TV, WTFing.
10 comments

why there is a live English soccer game on ShowComedy Extra at 6.30pm?

anyone else see it? anyone else wondering? i want answers! is the game supposed to be funny? shsayir!

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